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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom:

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So I peeped this.

Journal Entry: Fri Apr 25, 2008, 6:36 AM
Recently I've become bored in the realm of teh vidya games. WoW lost its luster, Call of Duty 4 is great now except for the fact I'm lacking XBox Live, and I'm now down to playing AudioSurf and Tiger Woods. Thank God the gym, writing, and running keep my mind/body occupied and in shape. Anyway, so I peeped this:

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And then I squeed...literally (if "to squee" is even a verb). Very, very rare for a guy like me in his early twenties.

I don't really look the part, but I am quite a nerd. I may not do cosplay, I don't do tabletop, I despise AMVs, and genetics was kind to me, but deep down inside I carry the pride of being a nerd.

I've seen Warhammer 40K since I was in middle school, but I had no idea what in the hell it was nor did I want to. I thought it was something that only kids that lived in gloomy basement bedrooms did under cover of darkness, another attempt by the UK to weaken American children and their sports affinities. It wasn't until I tried out Relic's Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War RTS (Real Time Strategy) that my love for the genre bloomed. Starcraft was cool, really cool for that matter, but when I watched Space Marines lay down unprecedented amounts of whoop-ass on everyone and everything that I realized how cool this thing could be...through a game no less.

The premise is also rather nerdy and I don't pay too much heed to it. I'll be brief. Set in the 41st Millenium (no joke), humanity formed into something called the Imperium of Man, created by the semi-living God-Emperor of Man. Set upon all sides by Orks (basically orcs in space I kid you not), Eldar (elves and quite fruity too [sometimes ally with humans]), Tau (Asian-like aliens who are actually semi-good guys), Necrons (think metallic undead), and the Forces of Chaos (really nasty and vile), humanity fights every day on tons of worlds in order to maintain its survival. Now there's the regular Imperial Guard (meh), Sisters of Battle (zealous chicks on power trips) and then the Space Marines (huge, genetically engineered super soldiers). The Space Marines are essentially the Billy Badasses of this realm and a single Marine can destroy a whole city block with what he has. In Dawn of War you are the Blood Ravens (made up) Chapter led by Captain Gabriel Angelos (dude with the huge shocking hammer in the video). It's fun, fast-paced at times, and has great combat. So anyway, this sequel looks fan-friggin-tastic and I hope it comes out soon.

In the mean time I've got another chapter coming soon and perhaps even another drawing or two.

  • Mood: Joy
  • Listening to: Slow It Down (Mathilda Remix) - DJ Tiesto
  • Reading: How to Cure Writer's Block
  • Watching: Computer screen
  • Drinking: Endurance Pale Ale

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Millionaire
  • Current Residence: New England
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Double Uranium
  • Interests: Pending...
  • Favourite movie: Caddyshack
  • Favourite band or musician: Queens of the Stone Age or Tool
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock/Electronic Music
  • Favourite artist: van Gogh
  • Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
  • Operating System: XP
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod (though I despise Mac)
  • Shell of choice: Huh?
  • Wallpaper of choice: Wha?
  • Skin of choice: Does this matter?
  • Favourite game: Many
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC and XBOX 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cartman
  • Personal Quote: "Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid!" - Rodney Dangerfield (Caddyshack)
  • Tools of the Trade: My trusty laptop, imagination, some pens/pencils/paper, Photoshop, and a pocket full of dreams.

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: 4 days 9 hours ago
No problem, go Sox.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: 4 days 9 hours ago
Sorry to get back so late but thanks.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Stercus Accidit.
~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: 4 days 9 hours ago
You're most welcome.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Stercus Accidit.
~Kahail:iconKahail: 4 days 21 hours ago
Thanks for the :+fav:!

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~chocoknots:iconchocoknots: 5 days 16 hours ago Mood: Love
Thanks a lot for the +fav!
~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: May 11, 2008, 6:37:12 PM
Thank you. Those two still aren't done quite yet so there will always be more.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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~gaba9:icongaba9: May 11, 2008, 9:00:09 AM Mood: Love
cant wait for your next story
~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: May 7, 2008, 12:43:08 PM
All good.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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~Lord-Necrozad:iconLord-Necrozad: May 7, 2008, 12:37:55 PM
Oh Noes :ohnoes: Besides I shot you with the paintball gun to "tag" you. I didn't hit you with it. Sorry about the misconseption. ^^;

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: May 6, 2008, 7:42:38 PM
You son of a bitch...hitting me with a paintball gun?!?

Just wait and I'll be lurking with the same thing one day.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Stercus Accidit.
~Lord-Necrozad:iconLord-Necrozad: May 6, 2008, 1:58:10 PM
"I shall tag you." (Takes out paintball gun) *BAM* "You have been tagged" =salute=

Please look at my journal. :)

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The book is always better then the movie.
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~99-broken-hearts:icon99-broken-hearts: May 4, 2008, 11:16:21 AM
I love the War's Will of Fire chapters.
~LtMadden:iconLtMadden: Apr 25, 2008, 11:04:03 PM
Seriously DoW 2, not another expansion pack. If so YYYYYESSSSSS. hopefully they continue off from tartarus in the first game

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Apr 16, 2008, 1:12:13 PM
Bitte.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
~tyrantwache:icontyrantwache: Apr 16, 2008, 12:41:10 PM
Hey, thanks for the guardian fave.^^

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Apr 8, 2008, 4:58:09 PM
Always a pleasure, welcome to my humble abode i.e. dA page. Please partake of the reads if you fancy. I hope I will not disappoint.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
~ThisIsntClaire:iconThisIsntClaire: Apr 8, 2008, 2:20:12 PM
great, just a'browsing ;]

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Apr 8, 2008, 1:59:05 PM
And how is you doin'? :P

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
~ThisIsntClaire:iconThisIsntClaire: Apr 8, 2008, 1:12:53 PM
Hello, hello!

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ShikaTema is love, my profile for fanfics. :)
~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Apr 6, 2008, 9:58:48 AM
Most welcome.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
~darkgal666:icondarkgal666: Apr 5, 2008, 1:26:32 PM
hi :wave: thanks for the :+devwatch:

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Mar 31, 2008, 6:50:19 AM
You're welcome.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
*mormonshedevil:iconmormonshedevil: Mar 30, 2008, 11:20:32 PM Mood: Adoration
Thanks for the :+fav: on You're My Fav Flavor!!! :heart:

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~WalkingMaelstrom:iconWalkingMaelstrom: Mar 30, 2008, 7:25:28 PM
Thank you. Space Marines always win.

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"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come real handy when you're gambling. C'mon four billion! F***! Seven! Not even close!" - Mitch Hedberg
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Who believes in the Boogeyman?
~JeweloftheDesert:iconJeweloftheDesert: Mar 30, 2008, 5:09:57 PM
Hey there! Thanks for defending me back there!
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